Ranch Tooth


Shut it.

Murder, She Wrote Guest Stars, Monday 2pm Edition:

Jo Anne Worley and Vicki Lawrence as coworker cougars on a cruise
Leslie Nielsen as the captain!

Liveblog, maybe?

explodingdog:

warm coffee before I go outside

I can create drama out of anything

Via someecards

thedaintysquid:

(by floridapfe)

New favorite monkey.

daveholmes:

nedhepburn:

apoplecticskeptic:

ftm-communist:

seymourbuhts:

diarrheaheartfailure:

YOU FUCKING GUYS

WATCH THIS SHIT

CNN, EXPLAIN YOURSELF

It’s like you can literally see people in a control room scrambling to pull out some feed wires the moment he starts criticizing foreign policy on live tv..

Holy shit that was hilarious.

This needs to go viral

ROFL

So brilliant.

Is there any follow up or explanation available somewhere? Because that’s some conspiracy-level hijinx right there.

Wow! They cut off a soldier as soon as he had an opinion about the war. 

WHOAWHOAWHOA.

I also love the reporter’s “But you have a 9/11 Never Forget tattoo on your neck; what do you mean you’re capable of a nuanced evaluation of our foreign policy?” line of questioning. Classy. 

tylercoates:

annicka:

reallykatie:

Here is a video of a porcupine named Teddy who really doesn’t want to share his corn on the cob. 

I think this youtube commenter sums it up pretty accurately:

How dare they look like this and sound like this with an anti-cuddle coating. Proof of a cruel and mocking God.”

teddy c’mere, would you like some corn on the cob??

OH TEDDY.

So that’s where ewok voices come from.

(via tylercoates-deactivated20130905)

Not having a wee dram o’ romance in my soul, I left this one on the library shelf.

But I did come home with:

A Cold Day for Murder
Once Kate Shugak was the star investigator of the Anchorage D.A.’s office. Now she’s gone back to her Aleut roots in the far Alaska north - where her talent for detection makes her the toughest crime-tracker in that stark and mysterious land…

Murder in the North End
New in the historical mystery series featuring Boston governess Nell Sweeney.

The Ghost and Mrs. McClure
Young widow Penelope Thornton-McClure and her old Aunt Sadie are making ends meet by managing a mystery bookshop - a quaint Rhode Island landmark rumored to be haunted.

Aleut roots, Boston governesses, RHODE ISLAND! How can I go wrong?

(Stay tuned for just how wrong this will surely all go.)

Watch out, starfish!